BbHaOz on Friday, October 22, 2004
Two ghost met and both chat about how they died,
>
>1st ghost : How u died?
>
>2nd ghost : I died of coldness.
>
>1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
>
>2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator.
>Initially, I
>was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt
>the whole
>world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much
>sufferings.
>
>1st ghost : You're so pityful....
>
>2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
>
>1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
>
>2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
>
>1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife was having an affair
>with
>another man. One day, when I came back from work, I saw a pair of
>man's
>shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my
>house with
>my wife.When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must
>find
>where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran
>downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there.
>So, I
>ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because
>I was
>too tired of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.
>
>2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If
>you did,
>both of us would be alive now!
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